You guys know I love my kids, right?
Here's further proof of why I love being a Dad.
You get to have conversations like this.......
(Note: Optimus Prime is a toy that can "Transform" from a Robot into an 18 wheeler. When in Robot mode, his windshield ends up on his chest, like a chestplate.)
Ethan: "Daddy, what are these?" (pointing to Optimus's chest)
Me: "Ethan, that's his windshield."
Ethan: "No Daddy. I know it's a windshield when he's a truck. What is it when he's a robot."
Me: "It's his chest"
Ethan "I don't think so Daddy. I think it's his nipples."
Me: "Ethan I'm pretty sure its just his chest. Those would be mighty big nipples."
Ethan: Pauses, pulls up his shirt and looks at his own nipples. and then says "OK, it may be his chest."
2 minutes later....
Ethan: "Daddy, that's his chest, right."
Ethan "So where are his nipples?"
Gotta love it.