Friday, February 20, 2009

Optimus Privates


You guys know I love my kids, right?

Here's further proof of why I love being a Dad.

You get to have conversations like this.......


(Note: Optimus Prime is a toy that can "Transform" from a Robot into an 18 wheeler. When in Robot mode, his windshield ends up on his chest, like a chestplate.)


Ethan: "Daddy, what are these?" (pointing to Optimus's chest)

Me: "Ethan, that's his windshield."

Ethan: "No Daddy. I know it's a windshield when he's a truck. What is it when he's a robot."

Me: "It's his chest"

Ethan "I don't think so Daddy. I think it's his nipples."

Me: "Ethan I'm pretty sure its just his chest. Those would be mighty big nipples."

Ethan: Pauses, pulls up his shirt and looks at his own nipples. and then says "OK, it may be his chest."


2 minutes later....


Ethan: "Daddy, that's his chest, right."

Me: "Yep"

Ethan "So where are his nipples?"


Gotta love it.