I was looking through some old pics earlier and found these.
Wow. These are bad.
I had never before tried to grow a beard. It didn't take me long to see that this experiment just wasn't going to be a success for me. Some guys can grow awesome thick beards. Some can't. I'm one of the latter.
So one month into this experiment I decided I was done. I was tired of the itching and gross looking growth on my face so I decided to shave it all off on January 17th, 2010.
Unfortunately for her, the lovely Kristi was there to take pics of the shaving process. Enjoy...
|Full beard, after 4 weeks of not shaving. side view.|
|Same full beard, front view. And yes, I'm rocking a glorious v-neck white undershirt.|
|The Shaving begins, with lambchop sideburns.|
|Almost a goatee...but not quite. A sad mustache and hair under your chin do not a goatee make.|
|What I might look like if my neck hair would decide to move on up my chin towards my mouth where it should be.|
|My Colonel Sanders look.|
|Soul patch? Not even.|
|Who has two thumbs and looks like Louie the plumber from Chicago? This guy.|
|This is my "I've just tied a damsel to the railroad tracks and I dare the hero to come save her" mustache.|
|And finally, back to my fat baby face, but still rocking that awesome shirt. =)|
What do you think? Should I try this experiment again?
Special thanks to the lovely Kristi for the photography work,
and to the Rick & Bubba Show for the inspiration for this entry's title.