During this time I've thought a lot about weight loss, exercise, and just being plain ol' fat.
I've realized that people assume some things about fat people. We all assume some stuff. Right?
Well, here are 10 things I thought of....
10 assumptions people make about fat people.
1.) If someone in the group passed gas, it was the fat person. If multiple fat people are in the group, it was the largest male.
2.) Fat people know how to cook.
3.) Fat people are funny and have sharpened their wit by making fun of themselves.
4.) Fat people stink. It’s difficult to wash that much flesh on a regular basis.
5.) The fat person in the group is going to eat more than everyone else. Therefore, when preparing a meal for a group, you must plan accordingly.
6.) If there is food left over at the end of the meal, the fat person will want it.
7.) Fat people do not enjoy participating in any athletics except football and sumo wrestling.
8.) Fat people know where the best restaurants are.9.) Fat people are lazy and this is proved by the abundance of shopping scooters in Wal-mart.
10.) If a fat person sits in a chair and immediately proclaims “This chair is broken.”, their girth must have caused the breakage. Because there’s no way it was broken before they sat in it.
My research has led me to believe only 7 or 8 of these are true.
What other assumptions do you know of?
