Everyday

Everyday,

I tell myself the same thing:

“Self, you’re going to be productive today.

You’re going to

• knock one project off your long term to do list.
• read 2 chapters of one of those many books you’ve bought and never read.
• pick a room in the house and clean it like you’re selling it.
• go to bed feeling accomplished because you were so productive.”

Then,

around 9:30

when everyone else in the house is in bed,

I tell myself the same thing:

“Self, those episodes of Duck Dynasty on the DVR aren’t going to watch themselves, ya know.”

I’m not saying that will change.

Just making an observation.