A conversation with myself that I had today. (Written late
on the night of 01/09/13)
Shawn - This is
the Shawn you know. His thoughts get filtered before you hear them come out of
his mouth.
Self – This is
the internal Shawn that very few of you know. The mesh in his filter is torn
and well, it don’t work so good.
7am – While driving
to work.
Shawn: Self, we’re going to eat healthy today, right. I’m
mean, look at us. It’s time to get it back in gear like we did a few years ago.
Self: Yeah. Sure.
Whatever.
9:30pm - While driving home from church
Shawn: Self, we did pretty good today, right? We ate less than 1700
calories all day and drank plenty of water too. Maybe we'll even get on
the treadmill for a mile or 2 when we get home?
Self: You do see that
Taco Bell sign ahead, don’t you.
Shawn: Yeah, I see it. I’m trying to ignore it.
Self: You know a taco doesn’t really have many calories.
Shawn: I know but we’re agreed to not eat after 8pm anymore, didn’t we.
Self: You know a taco doesn’t really have many calories.
Shawn: I know but we’re agreed to not eat after 8pm anymore, didn’t we.
Self: But, it’s a
church night. Doesn’t that make a difference?
Shawn: I don’t know, man. I mean we did stay out later and didn’t
really eat much supper before church. Maybe a chicken soft taco or 2 wouldn’t hurt.
Self: Exactly. I’m
glad you see it my way. Do you remember how tasty that XXL burrito we had last week was. What if we got that instead?
Shawn: But that’s like 800 calories or something crazy like
that, isn’t it?
Self: I’ve got one
word for you...Tasty
Shawn: Ok, fine. 1
XXL Burrito...and a diet coke. That will even it out and make it ok won’t it?
Self: Yeah sure. You
go ahead and think that, Big ’un.
A few minutes later
after having received the food –
Shawn: Hey wait a minute. They also put a chicken quesadilla
in here. We didn’t order this!
Self: Woo hoo! A
freebee! Gotta love it.
Shawn: I guess we’ll just throw it away. We really don’t need
th...
Self: (With a full
mouth.) Shut up dude. I’m trying to eat.
Things will be different today I’m sure.
Self: (whispering in the background) Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
Haha - this is hilarious. I have VERY similar conversations with myself. I simply can not resist taco bell! I haven't tried that XXL burrito yet though....
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